Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn.

So, since its Friday, I have decided to dedicate the majority of today's entry to your favorite and mine.... Porn. Its delightful. Its delicious. Its dirty. Its obscene. Its downright filthy. Who doesnt love porn? Every man with a swingin' pair of hairy nuts loves porn. Straight or gay. Mild, hard core, or even completely disgusting - you know you love it.

Lets go over a few catagories, shall we?

Soft core: This is the most tame of all. You get tits and ass, but no real action. Just the suggestion of action. Which is ok, in a pinch. Like a hotel room, or with the wife. Soft core gets a C.

Hard core: You get some good action. It straddles the line between tame and almost disgusting. You know the women in hard core porn will do almost anything - except for the truly sick shit. This goes for gay porn too, or so His Gayness has told me. Hard core gets an A-.

Nasty core: With this catagory, you get it all. Midget porn. Black porn. Black midget porn. Retarted porn. You name it, you think of it - there is a video for it. Being the porn god that I am, I have likely seen nearly every thing out there. Nasty core gets an A++++++++infinity.

Thats some fucked up shit right there. Admit it - you laughed.

I am currently fighting with the wife. So, I am going to spend my day in bed, watching freaky porn, and spanking myself raw. A good way to start the weekend, no?

Thats it. Thats all I have to say. No links this week, since I am feeling lazy and you all can find your own fucking porn.


Just remember - even ugly bitches can find gainful employment in the porn industry. Bad lighting, and the doggy position can hide a lot. Its not like we are looking at your face anyway, whore.