This handsome fucker is Nixon. Dont mind the various wounds on his rather wide forehead. He was drug through some brambles by guys wearing coveralls, and not much else, totin' shotguns. Dont ask. Nixon is a strange dude. He doesnt talk much, and when he does - well, it never makes a lot of sense.
Nixon is a killer with the ladies, though. Its that stone cold, dead eye stare that gets em. I guess. I've asked Marketing if we could post an advertisement on that billboard of a forehead of his, but they said no. Fuckers have no insight or creativity. I mean look at it! All that space. Shit, you could fit the web address AND slogan on that fucking runway. Anyway - thats Nixon.
This fun-loving party guy is Donald. He works in Operations. Always the life of the party - he obviously enjoys his brewskis. And, he is the only man on earth to be over 15 months pregnant. For christs sake!
Look at that fuckin belly!! Its handy for restin' the ole chilly beer bottle on though, or a plate of ribs. Handles a burger nicely too, along with a side of fries. And yeah, he smells as good as he looks.Not much with the ladies, I'm afraid. There was an incident a few years back that involved a crane, the fire department and a golden retriever. Ever since then, old Donald hasnt felt much like dating. That's a big relief to the girls upstairs.
And here we have another picture of Gary, the office queen. Not to be confused with His Royal Gayness, mind you. The Gay King would never be caught with such a crappy wig, and really bad make up. At least, thats what he told me.Now, I'm not entirely sure why Gary decided to share this pic with us, dear readers. Frankly, I'm disturbed by it. Oh hell, it creeps me right the fuck out! And the way he is holding the toilet paper is just weird. Gary is weird. I think we have seen enough of Gary for awhile. Let's leave him to his business. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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